Pete Edochie


​Trending across the social media Is a collection of proverbs from Nollywood Veteran Actor PETE EDOCHIE.

1. The little opportunity given to a

monkey

to wear cloths, does not guarantee it

to

join the dinning table.

2. Girls are like mangoes, while you

are

waiting for them to be ripe, others

are

eating them with salt.

3. Whoever presents his own head to

break

coconut would not be able to partake

in

the eating of it.

4. A man who hangs around a

beautiful girl

without saying a word ends up

fetching

water for guests at her wedding.

5. A man who counts his money after

withdrawing from the ATM has trust

issues.

6. If something that was going to

chop off

your head only knocked off your cap,

you

should be grateful.

7. When a girl has beauty without

Brains,

the Private parts suffer the most.

8. Having a Female as a Best friend is

like

having Chicken for a pet, You will eat

it

some day.

9. The wolf on the hill is not as

hungry as

the wolf climbing the hill.

10. Never let negative and toxic

people

rent space in your head. Raise the

rent &

kick them out.

11. Life goes on, Even if you don’t

want it

to.

12. Drinking garri doesn’t mean

you’re poor

but allowing it to swell before

drinking is

poverty.

13. The buttocks are like a married

couple

though there is constant friction

between

them, they will still love and live

together.

What number is your favorite?

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