Tales of Akpos the Warri boy
A Teacher was teaching her SS2 class about the government. For homework she told her pupils to ask their parents what the government is.
When Akpos got home that day, he went up to his dad and asked him what the government was?
His dad thought for a while and answered, ”Look at it this way; I’m the President, your mom is the House of Assembly, our maid is the work force, you are the people and your baby brother is the future.”
”I still don’t get it” responded the Akpos. ”Why don’t you sleep on it then? Maybeyou’ll understand it better,” said his dad.
”Okay then…goodnight dad” Akpos said and went off to bed.
In the middle of the night, Akpos was awakened by his baby brother who was crying. He went to his baby brother’s crib and found that his baby brother had poo in his diaper. So Akpos went to his parent’s room to get
help. When he got to his parent’s bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep.
Through the keyhole he saw his mom loudly snoring, but his dad wasn’t there.
So he went to the maid’s room. When he looked through the maid’s room keyhole, he saw his dad making love with the maid.
Akpos was surprised, but then he realised something and thinks aloud; ”OH!! Now I understand the government! The President is the work force, House of Assembly is fast asleep, nobody cares
about the people, and the future is full of poo!”