Who is stupid here…
1.A turkana man who removed his shoes to
enter
a matatu
2.A kikuyu woman who carried a spanner to open
a bank
account
3. A giriama man who went to bed with a ruler
just to know
how long he slept
4.A muteso who watched news and waved at
the
news Anchor
5. A kalenjin nurse who woke a sleeping patient
because he
forgot to give him sleeping pills
6. A taita who lowered the TV volume to read a
text message
7. A Luo guy who polished his shoes to take a
passport photo
8. A mkamba who climbed a mango tree to
check
whether a
mango was ripe, then came down and started
throwing stones
at it
9. A Somali who chose to drink Fanta because
she thought
sprite was unripe
10. A Mluhya lady who saw something like
faeces, touched it,
tasted and said “ooh shit thanks God I didn’t
step
on it”
11. A kisii man who put his radio in a fridge
simply because
he wanted to listen to cool music

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